So you’re telling me Super7S doesn’t pay out… it just calculates your patience like a math professor on espresso? I’ve seen players burn through £200 sessions chasing wins like they’re collecting existential debt. Wild symbols? Nah—they’re just your ex’s tax return in disguise. And yes—that progressive jackpot? It scales with your rent.

TL;DR: If you play without a budget, the house wins… and so does your therapist.

What’s your next bet? (Hint: It’s not luck—it’s your credit score crying.)